I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
holy fuck the notes
i don’t know how many times i’ve reblogged this
meet your new president bitches
randall is holding cupcakes
this is gonna be tragic as fuck
Wanna know something better?
The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.
RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.
I’M GONNA HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT THE BAD GUY AGAIN GODDAMN IT
next season cas may finally be in different clothes
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
oh screw you guys
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
So I can’t process my feelings right now,
I just seen “Star Trek: Into Darkness” and just as Benedict Cumberbatch jumped off a ship in a high-tense part of the movie someone in the audience yelled “GOD DAMMIT SHERLOCK NOT AGAIN, DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT JOHN.”
HOLY SHIT THIS IS PERFECT!
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
it’s called the deep web. never go there.
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
Bitch please. Being the friend with the overprotective parent is more like this-
tHIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IVE LITERALLY SAT HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WAYS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED BUT I CANT FIND A SINGLE ONE
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
do silkworms look at really beautiful silk dresses and stuff and puff out their little worm chests all proudly and think “i made that with my butt”